Mr and Mrs Lazy.

Mr and Mrs Lazy just loved to lie around all day. Usually, they were too lazy to think, so they would watch movies instead, and let all the actors do their thinking for them. (which was kinda a shame, cuz they ended up with very unrealistic thoughts sometimes).
From time to time, one of them might decide that they were hungry. so they would wait a bit first, gathering strength, and then pause their movie. It was a luck that the kitchen was close by. they scurried off, gumbeling on anything they could think of. Then they would return to their movie, fight over who's turn it was to press play, and hugging their full stomachs, once again glare at the television, and start planning their next trip to the kitchen.

Mrs Lazy also loved to sleep. It became a sport for her, (just about the only one she had the stamina for) seeing how long she could go on without waking. her bed always made her happy. At one point, she had considered taking up an actual sport. but the problem was, once she started running or whatever, all she could think of was her bed. eventually, she figured there was no point in trying to get fit, it was such a waste of energy just thinking about it.


Mr Lazy of course also enjoyed sleeping. 12 hours a day was sufficient for him, however. He also had all sorts of goals. He would write a book, maybe a blog, but even a poem was impossible for him to complete. instead, he thought about what he would do once his book was completed and he became a big name. he would gather everything he had seen about successful people on tv, and place himself in their place. This was one of his very favorite activities. He envisioned how his life would just carry on from there, perfect like the movies, and god, those fantasies were endless.

Mr and Mrs Lazy continued their lovely life styles. Each of them dreaming of something else, living their life through movies. today they are old and wrinkly, they have to wear these big diapers that only have to be changed every second day - to mimimize the hastle. their teeth were pulled out long ago, all in one go - so they wouldnt have to come back later to that terrible dentist. and they kept on watching movies, sleeping and dreaming, only they were still too lazy to ever make any of their dreams a reality. but it was okay, because they rarely remembered to be disappointed in them selves, because then they would just put on another moves.

and yes, their eyes were square.